EDCU.4.42 - Elias Dimensional Catalog Unit

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Dimension News - Last updated ██████ Years ago

Queen Erpin found dead under Tree Rubble, Kingdom Mourns - 09:30MT

The Kingdom of Erpien has fallen - 12:00MT

Monatium Begins Evacuation Effort for All of Elias - 14:20MT

Dimensional Portal No.83 Fails Mid Evacuation, 3 Dead - 16:20MT

Elias Sky now permanently gray, Sun no longer shines - 20:20MT

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Here is a list of Strange Events the EDCU System manage to scrape up. I'm not sure if any of this can help this dimension, its too unstable to stay here anymore. But it may be useful for someone.

Researcher Hilde Told me some of these seem important. It wouldn't help this dimension... but it does seem important.

I'll try to keep this station up, now that im the only one maintaining this junk of a station. its the least i can do for her.

-A

(R???) - Espi Checks out Master's Nightmare

There doesn't seem to be much information of this dimension. Though the nightmare this master had does feel awfully familliar. Have they visited us once?

(R986) - Oh Amelia, My Amelia

I don't like how much this is relatable to me. How many times have hilde caught me writing my fantasies mindlessly?

(R903) - Shaydi's Convenient Time Prison (!)

R903 Amelia Seems to be of high interest. We should keep her in mind.

(R986) - A Portal Back Home (!)

A portal? I suppose we should message the EDCU to change the dimension class of R986 from 2 to 1?

(???) - Master's Convention (???)

Where is this dimension located? I cant seem to find it anywhere in our database. Could this be a new dimension?

(R???) - Amelia's Robot

I used to have one of hilde's. She saw it in the closet, and looked at me with such a dissapointed look that i had to throw it away.

(R6243) - Aunty Silphir and her Beloved Naia

That naia is so cute! We didn't have a young one. I knew naia as a researcher in this station before she evacuated. she was smart, though i wish she was less snarky.

(R342) - Haley's Hungry

Haley? She was the commander for our army when we invaded earth, though i don't think she survived. Its interesting that she's just an officer in this dimension, we had someone similar here, suit and all... though she was much more depressed about losing haley.

(R???) - Master's Dream (2)

Are these related to every other mystery dimension with a master?

(R342) - Xion is Tired

I feel bad for her. i hope she can find her sister soon. the one in our dimension didn't have it any better. i hope she's ok, last time i checked, she seems to be doing fine despite being in the apocalypse... maybe she's used to living it rough?

(R???) - Elena Meetup (!)

Elena? She's the 3rd in command next to me. I always find her a bit annoying, but i can't lie when i say she was a good friend. i miss her.

(R???) - Butter Encounter

Would the mayor here even allow human music? They're quite lucky there.

(R759) - Xion the Terrible and her Sister, Ed (!)

I really hope this is just her in an unstable state. but if not, R903 Amelia and R986 Amelia must be labeled as dimensional threats ASAP. Note: This Xion seems to be unrelated to the previous Xions in my list, I'm not exactly sure.

(R7??) - Festa plays a few songs for master

Its a bit of a shame that festa is treated like garbage in this dimension, i loved her songs! I managed to get onto one of her live tours, it was fun, though very crowded. Oh, i miss those times.

(R6243) - Rudd falls apart, mostly

Interesting... compared to the last few labeled dimensions, R6243 seems to be the most peaceful. well, I say peaceful, Rudd literally had a full breakdown, and naia was bludgeoned, but no one died. maybe I'm seeing too much blood in the dimensions. maybe I should send this dimension data to our main HQ to be listed as a possible evac zone in the future?

(R6243) - Naia returns!

I'm going to miss young naia, but I suppose it would be a bit much for her to stay in that form forever... I've sent data to HQ regarding this dimension being a good place for refugees from a dimensional emergency. it seems peaceful enough, I'm surprised its not in the list yet.

(R342) - Xion, are you ok?

I'm so glad she finally had someone to talk things out with. Not that butter wasn't good, but at least she wouldn't feel bad venting to ED compared to someone she doesn't know as much...

(R713) - Festa starts a band and suffers as punishment

I recall getting a gift from an EDCU staff member from dimension R-6422. The director was a bit of a dimensional tourist, and sometimes bring back things that are deemed as stable and safe. I was gifted a casette for 'Force Of Three's debut album, lovely track, wish i was able to listen to their other songs, but importing items into a critical state dimension like ours is against EDCU policies.

(R903) - Amelia Breaks (!!)

... its such a shame that she never get to see elena like this. its a shame that R903 amelia even took this route. but i suppose love brings you places. atleast for the time being, R903 amelia is in a better place with hilde. R986 however... im keeping her in check.

(R???) - Selene does her thing

i miss this selene sometimes. last time i checked up on her while i was searching for supplies, she was just wandering around the phantom marsh with such an empty depressed glare.

(R???) - The master finally breaks

hmmh... i've always known erpin more as a silly childish lady. well, i say that, but its obvious she does care. when erpin sacrificed herself to save ner from being crushed, it changed my perception of her. i hope our ner is alright somewhere out there in a new dimension. last time i saw her before she evacuated, she was hysterical and wouldnt stop crying...